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Friday, January 19, 2007

It's Time for the Blogosphere's Favourite Game... 

IS IT REAL???

Yes readers here is where I personally can't figure out wether it's real or not so I am leaving it up to you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM6CGF3rUHM&mode=related&search=
enjoy,
-Grundie

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Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Munted be thy middle name..or is it her's?? 

Hey Man,

I'd like to take this opportunity to welcome you to the new year and wish "The Undie Run"s (small and ever diminishing) readership all the best for 2007 , HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! ( Sorry Zundie facts is facts my friend.)

Anyways.....the end of 2006 brought me alot of pleasure in terms of festive good will and friendship ....it even showed the possibilty of a blossoming romance for yours truly.

Until today.

Man she was so hot, just really nice ya know??

Working in a suburban shopping centre over the past 6 - 7 months has been a real shift for me in terms of environment and general work ettiqutte, a real eye opener with limitless opportunities............for a single dude like myself.

.....yeah this is where the love interest makes her entrance.

She works in a jewellery store and i noticed her ,ohh lets say....about a month ago, i was walking past and saw her setting up a display (or some shit) inside the shop window....."fuck man she's gorgeous" i thought to myself ( i was gonna say "Chundie" thought to himself, but talking in the third person is for cockheads man).

She returned my gaze...and it was well recieved...(.she's got these badass sexy as blue eyes, that make you wanna fall on the floor and have a fit everytime you look into them) and over the next few weeks , flirty glances, smiles and distant hello's were exchanged at will....

Twas the night before the night before christmas ( yes the 23rd) and i thought "allright you softcock put it on her"...(i mean ask her out) so around lunchtime i stumbled across her walking out for a durry brake, so i pulled her up, we talked a bit of shit (about christmas) and introduced ourselves.. i then suggested we should catch up sometime for lunch, which she accepted with open arms and told me just to drop in.

Fuckin' sweet....

As fate (and work commitments) would have it i couldnt "drop in" to the 29th ,the first day of my 5 day break...(yeah i know i was at work on my day off....chasing her....making it look like i had other shit to do as well) .

I saw her around 1.00 pm standing outside her shop..i wont go into what she was wearing, but she looked shit hot...so i hit her up (asked her out) and she said yeah but she had to wait.

I waited for an hour and a half..... i got tired of walking around my workplace...on my day off.. seeing people i know...looking like one of those despo fucks that hang around shopping centres...and i went back for the last time to which she told me to wait, but i couldnt..i was over it...and given the awkward situation i was in, the only possible solution was to pass on my number (hey i had to go man it was bad)...to which she took and apologised for fucking me around....and being so cunt struck...or in love...or whatever..... i didn't mind.

5 days passed...and guess what......yeah no call..not even a new year's message!

Fuck...what did i do...or didn't do??

I realize i might have broken the rules of engagement, as Zundie pointed out to me (but really, in 2007 who gives a toss, arnt we all equality n' stuff..... another time) but i didnt care, what was my alternative...to hang around like a love sick puppy....fuck that.

So on the 3rd of January i swallowed my pride and strolled in there again....in my lunch break...and in my time again...to ask her if she was hungry...ever so casual...with tongue planted firmly in cheek ...to which she replied "i cant, too busy" i frowned playfully and she came over talked some crap about her new years party and how it was the same day as her birthday...and ohh yeah, how i should know she has a boyfriend!!! what the?? and how we can still go for lunch.??...ahh no missy we cant...i rejected..she came closer, looked at me with those badass sexy as blue eyes, "are you sure?" she said with a wink.

Ok so about now a mixture of emotions is flowing freely within my munted soul.. confusion...heartbreak ..but mainly disgust....fuck man i didnt know if she thought she was doing me a favor or suggesting she would cheat on her boyfriend.??....either way , i didnt handle it well i shook my head at her, mumbled something and walked out.

Keep in mind that this is my interpretation of events....and i'm not, generally, a diluted sort of guy.

For the record....i dont cut grass...it's a dog act ...and would be pissed if i had a missus that cheated on me.

She is so hot though man.

Fucking minx.

I am positive i had the right impression....just at the wrong time

What a bastard of a way to start the new year.........

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Thursday, December 28, 2006

slackass 

Readers aplogies are owed me thinks......yeah yeah i know, i posted an entry some time ago boasting this and that, talkng loud and saying nothing, iv'e promoted a re-vamp and not delivered, sprayed emotions all over the world wide web and come out second best.....for that i apologise....my name is Chundie and i am a slackass..brb

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Thursday, November 09, 2006

...Dumbass 

Here we have an excerpt from the song "Sarah" by Eskimo Joe

Sarah,
Won't you tell me your name

I think her names Gretchen... moron.

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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Holy Unshaven Upper Lips Batman! 

Movember has reached unfathomoble popularity this year, It used to be just this little thing a few of your moronic mates did, and now, you can't walk down the street without a moustache staring you in the face, they are quite literally TAKING MOVER!!!!
Most guys I mo are doing it, hell even the other two writers are doing it, and sweet Moses some women are doing it too! I don't mo what to do, grow a mo, or just go with my original plan and stay mo-less for this month?
Are any of these people even raising money for prostate cancer or male depression? If they aren't then whats the freaking point, other than to look like Ron Jeremy for a month.
I fear next Movember, there will be a world wide campaign that will be supported with advertising and more media attention than any other cause, but of course like at the moment, the charity side of it will become secondary to the actual task of growing the mo and before we mo it, November will be renamed Movember and it will be law to grow your mo, and not doing mo will result in the most severe punishmonts you could imogine.
So...
If you are participating in this month long horror show, please remember to raise some money for the causes you are supposedly supporting, don't just do it for the sake of it, the consequences will morph our society as we mo it.

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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Breast Cancer Month 

Okay, now that October (aka “breast cancer month”) is over, can we please stop packaging otherwise desirable consumer products in pink packaging?

I’ve got nothing against breast cancer research. In fact, I’m all for healthy boobs! And will generally throw change in a bucket or buy a ribbon for any flavour of cancer, or whatever the cause of the day happens to be.

Something I don’t do however, is wear pink. I don’t care if it’s a polo shirt with the collar up or the lid on a Mount Franklin bottle. If it’s pink I’m not going there.

Some people may suggest this anti pink policy is slightly homophobic. I say blokes who’re into pink are poofters!

Okay maybe that poofter bit was harsh, but wearing pink isn’t particularly masculine. No self respecting aussie bloke is going to opt for anything in pink. That extends to your newspaper, your tomato sauce bottle, and your Dove moisturiser.

So what’s a bloke to do? Shun breast cancer or look like a fairy? Sorry breast cancer, you lose.

If you disagree. If your into pink. If you think I’m being disrespectful to breast cancer. Ask yourself this; how would you feel about having a bowel cancer month with everything packaged in brown?

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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Funnier than "Angina" 

Late one night I was watching Conan O'Brian & I think I saw probably their funniest sketch ever. It left me in laughing like a hyena on acid and my god I just wanted to see it again!!! through the magical world of youtube.com I am not only able to watch this piece of baffoonery over and over, but I am also able to share it with you, our loyal readers... or reader... anyway here's the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ueaXKDURuY
Enjoy guys
-Grundie

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Friday, October 27, 2006

Allow me to introduce myself 

How's it goin loyal readers? tap..tap..tap...yeah zundie this thing is on. Allow me to introduce myself, my names chundie, well it's not but i dont need to explain the theme now do i?

About two and a bit years ago i was approached by my mate Zundie( the bloke who runs this show) to read a blog called "the undie run" that he had started up. Iv'e never had much time for blogs myself as ive always kinda found them to be loaded with pretension, general wank and opinionated bullshit that most people would never read anyway.

Two and a bit years on he's still into blogs,talking about blogs..titshafting blogs..but as far as writing for his own...he's let his game slip a little ( which is keeping to his form of never finishing anything he starts)

This is where i come in, im here to contribute 'cause i think this blog could do with a makeover visually and spritually cause this blog, this.."undie run" has some real potential.

Anyways im not here to change the face of blogging, be a knob and try and railroad it, i'd like to just help my mates blog out, offload some off my own crap and whinge a bit too.

Allow me to introduce myself....the names chundie.

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Thursday, October 26, 2006

Changes & Holidays are as Good as Eachother 

Readers,
This is Bundie, But I shall now be known as Grundie... It may take some getting used to but I'm sure you will all cope.
I could really go some lamb shanks right now...
-Grundie

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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Angina 

I was reading through some documents today and encountered the word “angina”. I promptly burst into a riotous fit of laughter. Such is my maturity level.

“Angina” is one of the funniest words in the English language, for no other reason than that it rhymes with “vagina”. I guess it’s ironic that the word “angina” is even funnier than the word “vagina”.

Angina. Vagina. The more you think about it the funnier it gets!

So, rolling around the floor laughing at the word “Angina” it occurred to me that I didn’t really know exactly what it meant. At a guess I thought it to be a disease or infection of some sort, but was fairly uncertain. Time to consult the internet…

Google was incredibly helpful (in a practical and unfunny manner). Hit no. 1 was this, which explains exactly what it is, in all its dull glory. Chest pains caused by your heart muscle not getting enough blood, or some shit. However I was more amused that they offered pronunciation – “(an-JI-nuh or AN-juh-nuh)”. I imagine many people would be reluctant to say the word until they were totally sure the pronunciation was correct. I especially enjoyed the alternative pronunciation, for those who still remained unwilling to say “angina”. I guess it’s like the Target / Tar-jjay thing.

It also goes on to say there are three types of angina; stable, unstable, and variant. I challenge anyone to say “variant angina” three times fast.

Dictionary.com features an audio pronunciation tool which would be great fun, but I’m not paying $20 membership fee to hear my computer say “angina” …although it is very tempting.

I also visited rhymeZone.com which didn’t offer anything side-splittingly funny but I should note that “angina” and “vagina” also rhyme with “Republic of China” and “North Carolina”. (I’m sure all the poets and songwriters out there are making a note of that!)

And finally to round out my research, just for shits and giggles I checked in with Urbandictionary.com which offered the following:

1) Formally known as Angina Pectoris. A defect of coronary circulation, characterized by paroxysmal pain below the sternum.
2) An endless source of humour to 14 year old boys. - "Hey Todd, your momma told me that she has acute angina!"
3) When the Taint tears and all that is left is a hole that is the anus and vagina. - While pleasuring herself with a Louisville Slugger, she tore herself a new Angina


No.1 is boring, and No.3 is a little further than I’d planned to take it. So, No.2 is closest to the mark, but not altogether accurate as I’m in my late twenties and endlessly amused, particularly by “acute angina”. I feel it would be more accurate to say “an endless source of humour to good hearted people of all ages”

And that my friends is The Undie Run’s investigation into Angina. Thank you for listening. …I mean reading.

I knew there was a reason I stopped blogging.

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